Entering Bailey Peyton Beasley in her first pageant tomorrow - it’s a full glitz pageant, so don’t get it twisted.
Who Wore it Better?

Who Wore it Better?

One of the only good things about SNL this season.

One of the only good things about SNL this season.

Absolute Genius.

Absolute Genius.

Nice try, but I know your car isn’t actually a ghost. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

Nice try, but I know your car isn’t actually a ghost. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

I accept your challenge, Borders.

I accept your challenge, Borders.

I haven’t lost a dogtooth, but I’m ready to leave the compound. Anyone for lunch?

I haven’t lost a dogtooth, but I’m ready to leave the compound. Anyone for lunch?

Performance Art

I’m gonna take a page from ORLAN and get a shit ton of plastic surgery until I look like I’m from the comic strip “Cathy”

Gold

Gold

Time to think about tackling this monster.

Time to think about tackling this monster.